A Map of Chris Alarie's Guide to Music Sub-Genres

by Kristopher Nope

Editor's note: Our favorite mysterious contributor Kristopher Nope interviewed Senior Editor-in-Chief Chris Alarie about music sub-genres and then created this map. Look & Learn!

Kristopher Nope was born on Catalina Island. Blue Ribbon Rowing Champion 2008, Crater Lake. SS Andrea Doria survivor. Accomplished essayist.

Water Haiku

RIVER WEST

By Kristopher Nope

I don't know water

Palm at the top, slip hand out

So it's not stained glass

Wonder Ocean 

By Alexis Faulkner

Peace being offered

In waves, the moon’s dearest friend
A blanket for Earth 

Alexis Faulkner is Executive Editor-in-Chief of Uncanny Valley Magazine. 

Kristopher Nope was born on Catalina Island. Blue Ribbon Rowing Champion 2008, Crater Lake. SS Andrea Doria survivor. Accomplished essayist. 

 

The 20 Dollar Vibrator

by Kristopher Nope

Editor's note: we received this mysterious audio piece with the only description being an attached note that read "this is a fact." So we have decided to present this to you, the reader/listener, without any further explanation—not that we'd be able to offer one anyway!




Kristopher Nope was born on Catalina Island. Blue Ribbon Rowing Champion 2008, Crater Lake. SS Andrea Doria survivor. Accomplished essayist.