Thanksgiving 2015: Haiku

by Chris Alarie

I give thanks for Bart

Simpson & all the other

Simpsons—like Maggie

by Alexis Faulkner

I just discovered

Deliciosity of

Kahlua. Turkey.

by Douglas Slayton

i am thankful

for existential dread and 

endlessness of night

Alexis Faulkner is Unicorn Editor-in-Chief of Uncanny Valley Magazine. 
Chris Alarie is Senior Editor-in-Chief of Uncanny Valley Magazine.
Doug Slayton is Professor Editor-in-Chief of Uncanny Valley Magazine.

A Sloppy Thanksgiving Contribution for 2015

While Watching the Parade While Sitting in Brooklyn

by Alexis Faulkner

Today in New York City there is a parade

One most grateful day twenty fifteen

Facts being delivered by one French-Canadian-named person about a parade

Balloon hitting a plane

The peril of the twenties

Thinking about the environment was not a big deal to anyone at NBC then

I did make sure to get cranberries without any dolphin parts in them

INSPECTED

“oh god, is that just snoopy’s head?”

Perhaps this parade is a simple terror

Brussel sprouts and bacon and turkey to come

Comes with worry

My first time

Can’t wait to bite into the dark meat

The man with the lisp on the teevee won’t lie to us about the lions

Syrups and chocolate pieces for the pie delight darkly warming

What a wonder a feast a time for just eating

Alexis Faulkner is Unicorn Editor-in-Chief of Uncanny Valley Magazine.