Chris Alarie is Spectacular Editor-in-Chief of Uncanny Valley Magazine.
Tuesday, April 26, 2016
Tuesday, April 19, 2016
Friday, April 1, 2016
Drawings of People on Chairs
by Victor Mitrani
I was bored so I drew some people in chairs. I am not much of an artist but I'll bet you aren't either.
I was bored so I drew some people in chairs. I am not much of an artist but I'll bet you aren't either.
Victor Mitrani does not want you to think that he thinks that he's Kim Gordon or something.
Sunday, March 27, 2016
Par EP TO Entities
by Daniel Alarie
Editor's Note: Dan and I had a conversation about what the experience would be like to have an experience where one's consciousness splits into two parts, spends time apart, and rejoins. Later that evening, he wrote his concept of how this would work. – Chris Alarie
Editor's Note: Dan and I had a conversation about what the experience would be like to have an experience where one's consciousness splits into two parts, spends time apart, and rejoins. Later that evening, he wrote his concept of how this would work. – Chris Alarie
Daniel Alarie lives in Santa Rosa, California.
Wednesday, March 23, 2016
Saturday, March 19, 2016
Your Official UVM Presidential Endorsement
by Chris Alarie
Many of you have been clamoring to know where Uncanny Valley Magazine stands on this year's presidential election. Please allow this to serve as our official endorsement for the 2016 presidential election.
On the one hand, it would be easy to endorse Bernie Sanders, whose sane but dramatic, left wing agenda is probably the only plausible plan that any candidate has put forth that would stand even the remotest chance of preventing America from eating itself. There is, perhaps, something understandable in endorsing widely reluctantly accepted candidate Hillary Clinton, as she is almost certainly going to be the Democratic nominee and the final line of defense against President Donald Duck Trumpet. And, of course, our general, default stance on politics is Vote 4 Doug. And we would be remiss if we did not point out that Ted Cruz still has not come right out and denied being the Zodiac Killer. But the uniquely bizarre tenor of this election, as well as the extent to which stakes that have been raised regarding the future of our country, we can truthfully only offer the following endorsement:
Voting is for Nerds.
Thank you and God bless the United States of America.
Chris Alarie is some stupid joke title affixed to Editor-in-Chief of Uncanny Valley Magazine.
Many of you have been clamoring to know where Uncanny Valley Magazine stands on this year's presidential election. Please allow this to serve as our official endorsement for the 2016 presidential election.
On the one hand, it would be easy to endorse Bernie Sanders, whose sane but dramatic, left wing agenda is probably the only plausible plan that any candidate has put forth that would stand even the remotest chance of preventing America from eating itself. There is, perhaps, something understandable in endorsing widely reluctantly accepted candidate Hillary Clinton, as she is almost certainly going to be the Democratic nominee and the final line of defense against President Donald Duck Trumpet. And, of course, our general, default stance on politics is Vote 4 Doug. And we would be remiss if we did not point out that Ted Cruz still has not come right out and denied being the Zodiac Killer. But the uniquely bizarre tenor of this election, as well as the extent to which stakes that have been raised regarding the future of our country, we can truthfully only offer the following endorsement:
Voting is for Nerds.
Thank you and God bless the United States of America.
Chris Alarie is some stupid joke title affixed to Editor-in-Chief of Uncanny Valley Magazine.
Thursday, March 17, 2016
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